You Know You’re Getting Old When…

  • Everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.
  • You find yourself beginning to like accordion music.
  • You have too much room in the house and not enough in the medicine cabinet.
  • You get into a heated argument about pension plans.
  • “Getting a little action” means you don’t need to take a laxative.
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