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		<title>You Know You&#8217;re Getting Old When&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Nov 2009 14:16:57 +0000</pubDate>
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The highway patrol sigh or shake their heads but don&#8217;t give you a ticket.
You scout for a warmer place to spend the long, cold winters.
You are no longer &#8216;promising&#8217;.
Younger men ask you for advice.




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		<title>You Know You&#8217;re Getting Old When&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 15:24:56 +0000</pubDate>
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You tip more and carry less.
You read more and remember less.
You get propositioned by AARP.
Younger women start opening doors for you.
You begin to become invisible in the dating and mating game.




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		<title>You Know You&#8217;re Getting Old When&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Nov 2009 15:21:54 +0000</pubDate>
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You realize that caution is the only thing you care to exercise.
You don&#8217;t remember being absentminded.
You have more patience; but actually, it&#8217;s just that you don&#8217;t care any more.
Your memory is shorter and your complaining is longer.
Your drugs of preference are now vitamins.




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		<title>You Know You&#8217;re Getting Old When&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:43:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ You Know You&#8217;re Getting Old When&#8230;

Conversations with people your own age often turn into &#8220;dueling ailments.&#8221;
You buy a compass for the dash of your car.
You take a metal detector to the beach.
The car that you bought brand new becomes an antique.
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.




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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 14:46:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Boomer Blues</dc:creator>
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Everything hurts and what doesn&#8217;t hurt, doesn&#8217;t work.
You find yourself beginning to like accordion music.
You have too much room in the house and not enough in the medicine cabinet.
You get into a heated argument about pension plans.
&#8220;Getting a little action&#8221; means you don&#8217;t need to take a laxative.




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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 14:45:45 +0000</pubDate>
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You know all the answers, but nobody asks you the questions.
You enjoy hearing about other people&#8217;s operations.
You got cable for the weather channel. Old Folks MTV!
Your new easy chair has more options than your car.
Your little black book only contains names ending in M.D.




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		<title>You Know You&#8217;re Getting Old When&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2009 17:34:41 +0000</pubDate>
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You give up all your bad habits and you still don&#8217;t feel good.
Your childhood toys are now in a museum.
You can&#8217;t remember the last time you laid on the floor to watch television.
You confuse having a clear conscience with having a bad memory.
You frequently find yourself telling people what a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You Know You&#8217;re Getting Old When&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2009 19:34:24 +0000</pubDate>
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Your ears are hairier than your head.
You have a party and the neighbors don&#8217;t even realize it.
It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.
You talk about &#8220;good grass&#8221; and you&#8217;re referring to someone&#8217;s lawn.
The end of your tie doesn&#8217;t come anywhere near the top of your pants.




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		<link>http://theboomerblues.com/208/you-know-youre-getting-old-when-5/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2009 20:59:54 +0000</pubDate>
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Your ears are hairier than your head.
You have a party and the neighbors don&#8217;t even realize it.
It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.
You talk about &#8220;good grass&#8221; and you&#8217;re referring to someone&#8217;s lawn.
The end of your tie doesn&#8217;t come anywhere near the top of your pants.




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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 12:47:20 +0000</pubDate>
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You wonder how you could be over the hill when you don&#8217;t remember being on top of it.
Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.
The little gray-haired lady you help across the street is your wife.
Your idea of weight lifting is standing up.
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