You Know You’re Getting Old When…

• You begin every other sentence with, “Nowadays…”
• You constantly talk about the price of gasoline.
• You don’t remember when your wild oats turned to shredded wheat.
• You sing along with the elevator music.
• You are proud of your lawn mower.

You Know You’re Getting Old When…

• You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.
• Your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.
• You look for your glasses for half-an-hour, then find they’ve been on your head all the time.
• You wake up, looking like your driver’s license picture.
• Happy hour is a nap.

You Know You’re Getting Old When…

• Your mind makes contracts your body can’t keep.
• The pharmacist has become your new best friend.
• There’s nothing left to learn the hard way.
• You come to the conclusion that your worst enemy is gravity.
• You start video taping daytime game shows.

Just a quick dose to start off your week. Happy Monday

You Know You’re Getting Old When…

• Many of your co-workers were born the same year that you got your last promotion.
• People call at 9 PM and ask, “Did I wake you?”
• You can live without sex but not without glasses.
• The clothes you’ve put away until they come back in style… have come back in style.
• You look forward to a dull evening.

I hope that all of you have had a happy and safe Labor Day weekend. Talk to you soon.

You Know You’re Getting Old When…

• You finally got your head together, now your body is falling apart.
• Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.
• You wake up with that morning-after feeling and you didn’t do anything the night before.
• You don’t care where your wife goes, just so you don’t have to go along.
• It takes twice as long to look half as good.

What are some of your favorite “You Know You’re Getting Old When…” Share them with me by leaving a comment.