You Know You’re Getting Old When…

• Your ears are hairier than your head.
• You have a party and the neighbors don’t even realize it.
• It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.
• You talk about “good grass” and you’re referring to someone’s lawn.
• The end of your tie doesn’t come anywhere near the top of your pants.

You Know You’re Getting Old When…

• Your ears are hairier than your head.
• You have a party and the neighbors don’t even realize it.
• It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.
• You talk about “good grass” and you’re referring to someone’s lawn.
• The end of your tie doesn’t come anywhere near the top of your pants.