You Know You’re Getting Old When…

• You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.
• Your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.
• You look for your glasses for half-an-hour, then find they’ve been on your head all the time.
• You wake up, looking like your driver’s license picture.
• Happy hour is a nap.

You Know You’re Getting Old When…

• Many of your co-workers were born the same year that you got your last promotion.
• People call at 9 PM and ask, “Did I wake you?”
• You can live without sex but not without glasses.
• The clothes you’ve put away until they come back in style… have come back in style.
• You look forward to a dull evening.

I hope that all of you have had a happy and safe Labor Day weekend. Talk to you soon.