You Know You’re Getting Old When…

• You finally got your head together, now your body is falling apart.
• Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.
• You wake up with that morning-after feeling and you didn’t do anything the night before.
• You don’t care where your wife goes, just so you don’t have to go along.
• It takes twice as long to look half as good.

What are some of your favorite “You Know You’re Getting Old When…” Share them with me by leaving a comment.

You Know You’re Getting Old When…

• Your joints are more accurate than the National Weather Service.
• Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
• Your back goes out more than you do.
• The twinkle in your eye is only the reflection of the sun on your bifocals.
• You feel like the morning after when you haven’t been anywhere the night before.

Hope you enjoy this short light dose of laughter. I will bring you more during the coming weeks. As I know we can all use some laughter in our days.